Samantha & Jakob Tying the Knot in 2017

May The Best Of Our Past Be The Worst Of Our Future

May they live as long as they can" Like I said, I'm not the best in translations, especially when I'm doing it relatively fast. I don't have a drinking problem I drink I fall down I get back up no problem.

you just reminded me of a wedding I was at that recently had a good one, cant remember the full toast though. I was in a public speaking class, and a friend of mine suggested/convinced a girl to end her toast with that line, for an engagement party toast.

Here's to those who've seen us at our best and seen at our worst and can't tell the difference. Here's to those who've seen us at our best and seen us at our worst and can't tell the difference. I looked a bit more into it and I'm 90% sure this toast originated from Georgia Can confirm.

I can't find any specific references that indicate that this was an actual toast during that era, or any era really. I will try to translate it, but I'm not the best at it. And may you be 40 years in heaven, Before the devil knows you’re dead" - an old Irish toast! And if he doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so we'll know them by their limping. "


This is pretty epic It was my friends' and mine toast our freshman year of college. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away I have always known it a bit differently. No better toast in the world My first thought was "Well, I really like sourdough. " I like this one a lot It's an old Irish toast. May the best of our past be the worst of our future. Hey I know this one, except I've heard it as an old drinking song.

"Though I knew I could not let that pass, I also knew I was powerless to stop her. We have more, but some just rhyme only in my language and many. Sounds a bit like the Irish toast: "We drink to your coffin.

And if I could not do that much, then I would have to create a world of my own. I was going to do the same thing and say peanut butter and honey but I also realized I was wrong. a toast to those who wish us well, the rest of you can go to hell.

"And so I labored and toiled, and one day, I discovered a community of men and women with goals like mine. Feminine is right My friends would probably put me on timeout I'm gonna jump overboard You can't sit with us.

Old Irish toast: "May those who love us love us. May it be built from the wood of a hundred year old oak tree that I shall plant tomorrow."

I don't know you, but I like you.

For a mate's birthday: Here's to your birthday, it only comes once a year just like you apologies, I don't know how to format comments properly. Finish up by placing another, equally perfect piece of toast atop the whole thing. The version I know: "Here's to girls who wear red shoes. "If the ocean were whiskey, and I was a duck I'd dive to the bottom, and never come up. But the ocean's not whiskey, and I'm not a duck So I'll just keep on drinking, and stick to my luck. There are good ships, there are woods ships, there are ships that sail to sea, but the best ships are friendships, and forever may they be.

It's known in Poland, but I think it originated from Serbia, i'm not 100% sure about it. I legitimately thought this was a thread about toast recipes. DM:HS "If you don't communicate your needs, how am I to know?" The "heated bread" thing has been done already, so I'll just quote The Simpsons: If I could just say a few words.

Rick, the wheelchair-bound senior, glares May the gods keep the wolves in the hills and the women in our beds. Not only have you created the most amazing piece of toast the world has ever known, you've also assembled the perfect BLT.

Toast "To us and our own! This is a joke conundrum, since it'll make the most sense when you are trying to get a creative sense of the space at religious weddings but go down the worst Just like the groom. He who goes forth with a fifth on the fourth may not come forth on the fifth.

Which is exactly what I should expect because that would be the gayest thing I've ever said. A friend of mine in college used that before drunkenly sledding down a flight of stairs on a plastic toboggan.

If you think of me, think of me well and if you drink to me, don't drink cheap.

In vain, I adopted the ways of evil, threw upon my shoulders the mantle of dark science. Here’s to the people we’ve met, and to the people we’ve fucked, and to those of us who’ve had no such luck. And if you're gonna drink, drink with me.

It's so bad, I might just use it in a biker bar one day, once the cancer has spread too.

Heard this at a bachelorette party: "To men - They like us in leather, They like us in lace, but they like it best when we sit on their face. 


I really don't know. Holy shit, I totally forgot about that show And of course there's a sub for that! Step 2 Look at something around you, or something someone said, or a random thought you had. No, you'll want to do this on a frying pan, and you'll want to devote some time and effort to it. Repeat the process for the second side of the bread, remove it from the pan, then set it aside to cool. Lightly butter both sides of the bread while you heat up your pan, then drop your toast-to-be in the dead center. They should grow as long they can" Still I think your translation is even better. She was mortified when she realized just why the entire class was falling out of their chairs laughing. “Here’s to the people we’ve met, and to the people we’ve fucked, and to those of us who’ve had no such luck. Toasters are for hurried, slapdash efforts at making toast.

Here’s to all of you, and here’s to me, together as friends we’ll always be.

but to be honest I was pretty humiliated "That was five years ago. This is how I usually go about it : Step 1 Get something to write with. Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget. what would be a witty comeback to this if you were the person in the group they mentioned? And when they kiss, they kiss so sweet, they give rise to things that have no feet. " "May all of her dreams come true except one, so she always has something to strive for. " I went to a wedding where one of the guests had this as a T shirt. Letter I honestly came into this thread to say whole wheat with peanut butter. Something along the lines: "lets drink for oaks our caskets will be made of. A compilation of some of the best toasts. Step 4 Now imagine that said stupid crap is being broadcast as a movie to an audience of millions, and they all love it. " Good in a bar when everyones having a good time, but that one friend just couldn't make it.

To be honest, so did I.

PEANUT BUTTER AND STRAWBERRY JELLY.

Try a piece of toasted bread with cream cheese and red pepper jelly. I feel like some may commit a heinous faux pas if I don't add that. I do believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that around here. "The wine may kiss the glass; The dew may kiss the grass; And you, my friend.

Cinnamon toast---FTW Mmm cinnamon sugar and butter on a thick, lightly toasted slab of bread. Better translation might be " here's to the trees from which our caskets will be made. The different ways it could have happened, the different paths I could have taken. "May you always be healthy, wealthy and fed, Ever with a place to lay your head. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems” Best said alone in a dark room. If you've done it right, you'll hear the beginnings of a light sizzle, but nothing especially profound. Make sure it's the real deal, too, with no hint of corn syrup or other such things. To absent friends.

"To absent friends. Here's to you and, here's to me, Best of friends we'll ever be. To us, for this is the youngest we'll ever be and the oldest we've been.

Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. We drink to each other, to ourselves, and to that BLT that was just mentioned!" In my there is oak too, why I changed it to tree? What the hell kind of wedding was this? "To the kisses we've snatched, and the snatches we've kissed" Talking about munching carpet. "To absent friends, lost loves, old gods, and the season of mists; and may each and every one of us always give the devil his due. " May your love be a thousand miles long and come in 6 inch installments.

Let's drink for trees from which our caskets will be made. If so, do you bang a regular sized chick and a midget, or a regular sized chick and a double amputee, or even three midgets? To the fall of the Roman Empire, may ours be just as memorable. I've posted it before, but this one is my favorite: "There are good ships, there are wood ships, the ships that sail to sea, but the best ships are friendships, and forever may they be. " Here’s to pokin’ her in the ass so she won’t get knocked up. 'Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends. ' :) Don't think I heard this before - jak po Polsku? My friends and I used a quote from Cool Runnings.

Here's to a long life and a merry one. to the tits to the sack and away with it ) It's more fun in Spanish! Write it again, with confidence, tell it like they care, because they do. Is this from some ancient culture or is it from Game of Thrones or something? Here's to the storks that bring the baby's and the swallows that don't. I sought to rid the world of the anomaly, this corruption.

Two years and eleven days ago, today, I joined their ranks. It's known here, in southern Poland, but maybe it's just regional? She was so innocent and naive she though it meant "like when he steals a kiss from you, and when you steal a kiss from him. " :D Step 8 When someone gilds your writing, thank the hell out of them. I love toasting haha She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and for the rest of the night it was on her and off her.

Life is a waste of time Time is a waste of life So let's get wasted all the time And have the time of our life! Here's to the floor, who will hold you when no one else will. . I think I took this way too seriously. Man goes into cage, Cage goes into Salsa, Sharks in the Salsa, Salsa Sharks. For fifteen years she kept her virginity; not a bad record for this vicinity. If done correctly, you'll see that most of the bread is perfectly toasted, with just a hint of charring at the center and on the edges.

At the very first sign of smoke, grab your spatula and flip the bread. Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so let's get wasted all the time, and have the time of our life. Here's to a long life and a happy one, a quick death and a easy one, a good girl and an honest one, a cold pint and another one. To say the yeast Rye don't we just stop with these puns. One of my good friends/ fraternity brother used to use this one! I laughed it off at the time. And if we ever disagree, Fuck you, and here's to me. We may need a new separate thread to sort this out. Don't be so hard on yourself, you did a great job.

I feel like this is the most disappointed reaction ever. And those that don't love us, may God turn their hearts. May the stay there be as enjoyable as the way there. You just told me to call her a callgirl! Remember, they all love it; it's all about what you think now.

Here's to a long life and ahppy one, a quick death and an easy one, a good girl and an honest one, a cold pint and another one. My vag thinks this ones too girly :/ I think this one is a little too feminine for my friend group I heard this one two weekends ago, for a girls 21st. I blame you for ruining The Little Mermaid for me.

To be fair the naive version sounds really romantic. Since that day, I've run it all through my mind. As Homer J. Simpson would say: the only dangerous amount is none. and my friends would all respond with "that was the fucking gayest thing I've ever heard" and proceed to give me unrelenting shit for it for the rest of my days. No, Cyril, when they're dead, they're just hookers! no That's just what Craig James would say.


When You Know That You're Right


I still think I'm right.

Sometimes I really disappoint myself. I like that a lot. Uh, no May! I'm, uh. I'm practicing! Here's to a long life and a happy one, A quick death and an easy one, A good girl and an honest one, A cold pint and another one.

  • They know their men.
  • They know their booze.
  • Never would have clicked on it had I known.


And if they stay over night, you can use this one as they're getting ready to take a shower: Shampoo for my real friends, and real sham friends. And together, we swore to--" "Kyle? Not as poetic I suppose. Here's to rattlesnakes and condoms. May our sons have rich fathers and beautiful mothers. May it be made of 100 year old oak. To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet. I love my friends. But if we should ever disagree.” The Tucker Max Toast He might be an asshole, but he's a damn funny asshole.

This is bad, like, footprints in the sand bad. But still, I tried. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love; if you must steal, steal away from bad company; if you must cheat, cheat death. A pretty girl and an honest one.

A quick death and an easy one. And to the fake kind: Oh , oh , oh. I'm imagining his/her day just got ruined. I was going to say rye with butter.

It's a bit silly, but it's my favorite. To the kisses we've snatched, and vice versa! It's the only one short enough for me to remember. We have it on the back of tank tops now. Ensuring said mother is, in fact, still alive of course. 


Staying Away From The Lies


If you're gonna lie, lie for a friend.

Haha this is my favorite, but I aleays forget so I end up drunkenly slurring "something, something IF YOU CANT COME IN HER, COME ON HER" and then I laugh and laugh. They, too, had been shunned by the world. Specifically this quote is from Troy, uttered by King Menalaus.

First, acquire some high-quality bread, preferably of the sourdough variety. Step 3 Write some stupid crap about it. I only hear this Elaine Benes' voice. "Here's to milk, eggs, bread and cinnamon.

" I'm naive and don't understand. A cold pint-- and another one! Step 7 The most important step: always, always write. Nice toasted bread with some butter and cinnamon sugar. Step 6 When you're satisfied, edit, if you wish.

To your casket.

They should grow as long they can. To the three types of orgasms.

I think you got it backwards. I fucking love it. Here's to lobster tail, and beer. To the virgins: Thanks for nothing. Never lie, steal, cheat or drink. I'm kind of disappointed. If you're gonna steal, steal a heart. I might have a problem. If it hadn't have been for that Irish wedding reception, I doubt we'd have won that title. Meh, the only difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake is one less drunk. I'm Irish and I don't drink. I'm Irish and I don't drink either. There was a wedding reception at our hotel the evening before the big doubles tournament was due to be held. I'd find a source but I was only told this by my Irish teacher after her initial shock of me telling her I don't drink.

I remember my Uncle Leo staring at the manager with an astounded look on his face asking, "What kind of a place is dumb enough to run out of beer at an Irish wedding?"


But Good Stories Age Like Good Wine


True story: About 10 years ago, I was bowling in the Irish Open in Dublin.


I went to the wedding of a cousin of mine and the bar ran out of beer. You forgot I'm guessing you don't have repost in that list as it would always be checked. This isn't racist I don't think. Redheads aren't a race Jonah Irish is a race now? We ended up being roped into the reception for a mega drinking session. And Irish weddings aren't open bars.

It's like voters don't read the rules and they just like karma do what it's supposed to.

Don't ask me how, but I averaged over 250 and we beat a couple of Swedish internationals in the final. At 6:30, I got up and somehow caught the courtesy bus to the bowling centre, still pissed brainless. So am I, still don't think this is racist. All I can say in response is that you sir must be unfortunate enough to work in some very unkind place, My heart goes out to you heard this joke at a wedding last night. In Ireland we don#t call them Barman, We call them by their name, they are people! If you're female and have exceptionally low standards in the personal hygiene and looks departments then maybe we could make something beautiful happen. is irish even a race, is race not skin colour? Though to be honest Ireland has apparently one of the highest numbers of non-drinkers in Europe. I suppose racist wouldn't be the most correct word. I managed to find another partner willing to bowl with an out-of-his skull Englishman.

Anyone seeking more info might also check here: gem When will this word die? Is this to imply that a lot of Irishmen are close with their local bartender? This is a far more likely situation at a wake.

This really is a huge injoke in Irish culture and you'll find it used in ads and comedy skits when someone needs to say an Irish phrase to a foreigner. Whatever you do don't go with one of those fake twee Irish sayings, nobody says them, most the Irish in the room will just be rolling there eyes at it.

Still really interesting to learn about it and maybe I'll have another chance for a speech at an Irish wedding and can use it haha. You know, if I was getting married to a broad abroad and my best man blasted that out there would be tears of joy from any Irish present. It means "do I have permission to go to the bathroom" and everyone has to learn to say it in school. Better than a blessing that's probably from a souvenir tea-towel though - go big or go home I say! I really appreciate the offer. Hi r/Ireland, I tried searching but couldn't find my question, so sorry if I missed it! If you don't have the bottle or don't won't to finish on a joke, you can't go wrong with slainte . Since I didn't want to go with any "twee" sayings I ended up saying my own thing but ending with slainte! I wanted to check, most websites with "traditional sayings" from any culture tend to be things no one actually says haha.


Ok, so if I write my own toast but end with Slainte that would be fine?

May you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings, slow to make enemies and quick to make friends. It's short, sweet, and very Irish. End it in "póg mo thóin" pernounced pogue ma hone means "kiss my arse" You will get a right laugh out of them! Thanks for all the info, never thought I would learn how to ask to go to the bathroom in this thread haha! If you want something said as gaeilge/in Irish during the ceremony please feel free to PM me with what you want to say and I'll translate it into Irish and send you a Soundcloud recording of how to say it properly as gaeilge. I like this, if I find myself in that situation I'm going to suggest this.

It means: "May neighbours respect you, trouble neglect you, the angels protect you, and heaven accept you!"